Ask Carrot Man
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Carrot Man is the Daily Juice mascot/guru. He is “the man” behind the scenes, calling the shots. Interestingly, he happens to be an unlicensed psychotherapist and a self-taught superfood nutritionist. He learned the ways of the carrot on the somewhat mean streets of suburban Dallas-Ft.Worth. After many years of us begging him, Carrot Man has finally given in and will be sharing his deep knowingness with all who have the courage to approach him (digitally). Ask Carrot Man what smoothie is best for you. Ask him about your love life. Ask him why he is so smart. Ask him if Daily Juice uses organic kale. Ask him anything. Carrot Man holds the keys to unlocking everyone’s potential in every aspect of life. Instead of Wikipedia, which can be “too much information”, why not ask Carrot Man? Let’s begin by posting your questions here in the comments section below.
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Carrot Man,
My husband likes to watch cable tv and drink beer. What should I do?
Posted by Isis on March 05, 2009
Carrot Man, my wife is always naggin’ about how much beer I drink while watching TV, but I satisfy her every need (I’m talking every). I think she’s now asking advice from others about how to change my beloved habits. How do I get her to appreciate me for who I am, which is a lazy, mindless, alcoholic with a penchant for oceanic sexual manipulation?
Posted by mani subra on March 05, 2009
Carrot Man, are you there? It’s me, Mani.
Posted by mani subra on March 30, 2009
Mani,
Sorry for the delayed reply. I was burrowed in some nice organic soil. I imagine you’ve been watching Taxi reruns waiting for me to enighten you about your next move. Look Mani, no one likes a lazy slob. Do some yoga and start meditating. Get up from that couch and do some squat-thrusts. Remember those? Work up a sweat, take a shower and head on down to the Daily Juice for an alkalizing green juice. I think the “Depth Charge” will work just fine. Bring one home to your wife, tell her your a changed man.
No more beer. Its fattening and causes lethargy. Kombucha. Kombucha is for you. Its a bit fizzy, like beer but leaves you feeling giddy and energized. Mani, take it from the Carrot Man,
its 2009.. Time to turn that new leaf over! YES YOU CAN!
Posted by Carrot Man on April 01, 2009
Isis,
This is a tricky situation. On the one hand Mani is not worth the time and effort, and on the other hand, you are strangely attracted to guys like him. The truth is you can’t fix him. Sometimes you can influence people, but you have to take care of you. Ask yourself “what is best for me?” The answer your inner voice will give is likely “Carrot Man”. But understand, I’m a Carrot. We’ve seen what cross-breeding vegetables with people can do – your husband is a case in point. Additionally, I must maintain my professionalism, or my budding career as a web personality will be forever compromised. Isis, what you need to do is to go on down to the nearest Daily Juice and grab yourself a “Thai Curious” and strike up a conversation with whoever catches your eye. Entertain yourself. Love yourself. Who knows, maybe Mani can turn it around.
Posted by Carrot Man on April 01, 2009
carrot man,
does “daily juice” sell almond oil by the gallon? i heard it did, but i couldn’t find it on the site anywhere. is it true?
Posted by phoenix on April 11, 2009
carrot man,
i’m exploring my juice options for a batch of kombucha i’m brewing. most of the instructional sites i’ve consulted strongly suggest a “clear” juice, like a prepackaged cran-whatever blend, as any pulp presence may result in “stringy nastiness.” how “clear” are your juices? does it vary from fruit to fruit? do you know if anyone has successfully used it in a kombucha brew?
Posted by yellowhair on April 17, 2009
carrot man,
i’m exploring my juice options for a batch of kombucha i’m brewing. most of the instructional sites i’ve consulted strongly suggest a “clear” juice, like a prepackaged cran-whatever blend, as any pulp presence may result in “stringy nastiness.” how “clear” are your juices? does it vary from fruit to fruit? do you know if anyone has successfully used it in a kombucha brew?
Posted by yellowhair on April 17, 2009
my apologies for the double post. i don’t know what’s gotten into me.
Posted by yellowhair on April 17, 2009
I heard that carrot man had become a sherpa and moved to Big Ben National Park for a couple weeks, but your question will be answered by that great orange sage someday when you least expect it.
Posted by mani subra on May 11, 2009
Carrot Man,
How do you make the smoothies so good? My favorite one is the strawberry one…how do you make it so so so good? Well, that’s my question Carrot Man.
Bye Carrot Man. My name is Colin. Remember all the time.
Posted by Colin on May 21, 2009
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE {COULD YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU CARROT MAN PLEASE
Posted by CIERRA MITINQUE HARRIS on May 27, 2009
Dear Carrot Man,
I am (and have been) painfully addicted to coffee for several years now. I probably couldn’t even tell you my name in the morning without the first cup. I am just now beginning to tippie-toe around the idea of weaning myself off, but I am afraid of the withdrawal symptoms and am worried I will miss my tasty morning brew. Can you recommend a juice or smoothie that would aid in my caffeine-addiction recovery? WWCMD? (what would carrot-man do?) Thanks, Paula
Posted by paula on October 09, 2009
Posted by Colin Day on October 15, 2009
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Posted by Colin Day on October 15, 2009
i have to confess, i think i ate your family the other day. do not cry though, for they are now a part of me…well, they were until the next morning.
Cheerio!
Posted by 2prong on October 22, 2009
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